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Well if this isn't a giant hint to Doug Reinhard, we don't know what is!

Paris Hilton has decided it's time to tell the tabloids she's ready to settle down!

"I wouldn’t rule out a wedding in 2010," Paris hinted to Life & Style. "With how amazing everything is going between us, I see a very bright and happy future."

Their relationship does sound pretty romantical, though!

"He’s taught me how real love can feel," gushed Hilton. "Doug’s taught me how to grow up and become more domestic, as in not going out as much as I used to."

Added Doug: "Paris is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am so in love with her — I feel like I’m the luckiest guy in the world. She is gorgeous, smart, funny and kind. My family loves her, and she
would make the perfect wife."

Guess they're on the same page with getting hitched!

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Robert Pattinson as the sensitive-but-majorly ripped Ronnie? Nick Jonas as fist pumping fanatic Ronnie? Justin Bieber as The Situation (only naturally)? 2010 is only getting better! The clever folks over at MTV have done all this and more...giving our favorite celebrities a taste of the Jersey Shore lifestyle. Dig into our new gallery to see all the Jersey Shore makeovers! Share your favorite, or create your own, in the comment section!

But not so distraught that she's going to his funeral!

Heidi Fleiss, who is currently participating in UK's Celebrity Big Brother, lost her biological brother, Jason, several days before filming began.

The tragedy occurred while he was on vacation in Hawaii over New Years, as he was swept into the sea by a strong current and drowned.

Fleiss debated pulling out of the show, but was convinced to continue filming by her long-time boyfriend, Dennis Hof, better known as the owner of the famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Even though it means she'd have to miss his funeral.

"Heidi was so devastated she almost pulled out of Celebrity Big Brother," said Dennis. "She said, 'I loved Jason. I don't want to be disrespectful to him.' I told her she needed to get away and stay busy so she does not have time to dwell on this awful thing."

No word on what Heidi's older brother Jesse thinks, as he was also swimming in the ocean that day, but was miraculously saved by a surfer.

Sad.

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Khloe Kardashian is not one to keep things hidden for long (like this gem), so we love how, apropos of nothing, she just posted this hilarious childhood snapshot on her blog. The reality star shares: It's been a while since I've posted an old school pic so I thought it was definitely time for another one! This pic was taken at Kylie's birthday party at Skate Land about seven or eight years ago. Look how young the twins and I were!!!! We were probably about 17 or 18. I love how Kourt is the only one not looking LOL. We're all...

President Obama faces a tough call:

Does he piss off people by scheduling his State of The Union address on the night American Idol starts or the night the final season of Lost premieres?

While attempting to finalize plans & move forward with this year's address, the White House has hit a pop culture roadblock. The two available dates for the broadcast are Jan. 26 and Feb. 2. As we mentioned, both night are already big for TV, but how we hear it, everyone is leaning more towards stalling the Lost fanatics rather than fight with Simon Cowell.

But fans want their smoke monsters and what have you, so they won't be giving in without a fight. Already on Twitter, people are posting the hashtag #NoStateofUnionFeb2 in protest.

There's just no pleasing everyone, huh Barack?

The hunt for the embattled golfer continues as his vessel is photographed leaving its dock in Florida

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A confused Tila Tequila just talked to cameras outside her home -- and said she gave Casey Johnson's dogs to Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips after they agreed they wouldn't put them to sleep.As for her "grieving," Tila said "It's been quite hard" and ...

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And we'll get to see it all play out soon enough!

Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore was arrested back in September for aggravated assault after punching a guy Ronnie claims provoked him while walking home from a bar that night!

The charges have been dismissed, but he did have to spend a few hours in jail, had a mug shot taken and ponied up 600 bucks for bail. "I definitely felt out of place, " Ronnie says. "It's definitely a place I never want to go back to again. Definitely a lesson learned."

The case is now with prosecutors and is being reviewed for further action.

Ronnie says that the other party was being disrespectful to his other cast mates Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola and that the guy was shouting racial slurs at their African American security guards as well as spitting on him!

“I really don’t feel bad for the altercations that I did get into in Seaside because I’m really not a person who likes to fight. He was just being a drunk jerk, saw the camera … [and] I think he chased us down like two blocks or something like that. At that point, you’re like, ‘What am I gonna do?’

“You’ll see throughout the show, we do go out and if we do get into an altercation. It’s us just defending ourselves or reacting to somebody else.”

Welcome to the Jersey Shore, bitch!

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