In Sex and the City 2, his beloved character, Stanford Blatch, gets hitched - and off-screen, Willie Garson has also taken a big life step. The actor finalized the adoption of his 8-year-old son, Nathen, in February. "Fatherhood is really great. He's amazing. I can't gush enough! I miss him every minute I'm not with him," the proud papa tells In Touch. In addition to having a doting dad, Nathen enjoys the perks of being a celebrity kid, like A-list play dates. "He plays with James Wilkie all the time," Willie says of his child's friendship with the 7-year-old son of SATC cast member Sarah Jessica Parker. The Sex star, whose highly anticipated film hits theaters today, had a dad's night out for On Location Tours' Sex and the City 2 Midnight Madness event in New York on May 26. Fans were able to hit the famous franchise's Big Apple hangouts and meet Willie himself at a special screening of the movie. To find out more about taking a signature Sex and the City Hotspots Tour, visit screentours.com/tour.php/satc/.

There are three ways of doing things in this world: The right way, the wrong way, and the Lindsay Lohan way—which, while closely related to the wrong way, is so jaw-droppingly bewildering that it deserves its own category. We've all watched in amazement as, within a few short years, LiLo has transformed from apple-cheeked Disney starlet to odds-on favorite in celebrity death pools everywhere. But how did she get there? Click through our photo gallery for a pictorial review of Lindsay's most defining moments.

Diane Kruger stayed true to her fashionable ways, decked out in Lanvin at the National Movie Awards earlier this week. Someone should notify Katy Perry, if you're going to wear a bird make is classy and fashionable, with shiny fabric and lots of beads, don't emulate said bird in your hairstyle and wear killer shoes. Click through the gallery for more of this kitchsy delight. And be sure to check out Fashion FAILs & FTWs for all of your fantastical fashion coverage.

It's a day that ends in "y" so that means it must be time again for Taylor Momsen to do something inappropriate. The Gossip Girl star has released a new music video with her band, The Pretty Reckless, for her song "Make Me Wanna Die." The video is super angst-y (big surprise), and features numerous shots of Taylor showing off her impossibly long legs and wearing big circles of dark eye make-up. Taylor definitely has the voice to become America's Next Grunge Queen, and her songs sound a lot like '90s-era Hole. Could she be the next Courtney Love? Uh, we hope...

Congratulations, Jesse James! You were actually good for something!

The douchey scumbag's interview with Nightline garnered 6.817 million total viewers, their highest ratings since the news program re-launched in 2005!

Wow!

Almost 7 million people tuned in to see what an awful asshat you are! And, of course, you didn't disappoint!

Hope that you're proud of yourself!!

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We think Kristin Davis must be tired of her good girl image, seeing how she's breaking out the vampy leather skirts and scandalous sheer tops. It's not like we really have anything against sheer, it's just that generally we prefer such a material to be worn in a looser fitting manner, and with black unmentionables. Definitely black unmentionables. Click through the gallery for more of KD's introduction into the world of Samantha. And for more fashion wonderment check out our coverage at Fashion FAILs & FTWs.

Some celebrities just can't seem to keep themselves off of the media's worst dressed lists, which makes for a pretty hefty portfolio of fashion offenses. We could think of no better celeb to kick off this series of repeat offenders than Miss Tila Tequila. The girl is fearless in the face of fashion, and usually not in a good way. So let's analyze the history of her seedy wardrobe in one epic compilation, shall we? Click through the gallery for a peek at her gaudy crimes. And for most fantastical fashion check out our coverage at Fashion FAILs & FTWs.

He certainly is an excellent candidate.

How many DUIS has he collected in the past few years? 53, 54? We've lost count!

The people behind Celebrity Rehab are closing in on a deal that will get the former Laguna Beach star into the hands of Dr. Drew. Jason Wahler hasn't signed a deal yet, but we doubt he will pass up the chance to be on TV again.

Maybe they could get Kristin Cavallari to sign up too! Won't that just piss off L.C.!

Better still - What about a whole Hills edition of Rehab?! Think of the ratings, Drew! It's a gold mine!

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Forget all the Internet haters out there, we've discovered who Justin Bieber's real enemies are: The doors that lurk menacingly in buildings throughout the world.  Fresh off of his harrowing encounter with a revolving door at a hotel, the My World sensation had yet another run-in with the cruel world of entryways. Poor thing; he's like a beautiful, if none-too-bright, bird that keeps flying into the windowpane. Check out video of the encounter below. And for anything and everything Biebs-related, please consult The Holy Bieble.