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God Wants Michael Lohan To Open A Rehab Center

Perez Hilton — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:00:51 +0000

Oh, sure!

Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility in California and he says it's going to be "faith-based" and his mission in life!

He explains:

"After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I'm not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don't have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is what God wants me to do first and foremost."

We have a feeling VIPs and the general public aren't going to be interested in what you have to offer, Michael — especially with Lindsay Lohan as your daughter!

[Image via WENN.]

Bing Search of the Week: Taylor SwiftCelebuzz

Celebuzz — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:00:24 +0000

Taylor Swift is a musical prodigy, sure. We all know this. Her Grammy acceptance speech was ganked by Kanye West, okay. But did you know Taylor won a national poetry contest in the 4th grade? It wasn't always a given that Taylor would live to entertain millions. She went to Nashville at age 11 with a demo tape and the hope that she would be discovered, but was rejected by every label and forced to return to Pennsylvania, dreams nearly dashed. Then, just three years later, her family decided to move to Nashville to allow her to pursue country music aspirations...

Kelly Rutherford on How to Tell When You Are Officially in a RelationshipCelebuzz

Celebuzz — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:00:00 +0000

'Gossip Girl' actress Kelly Rutherford often gives love advice to her on-screen daughter Blake Lively. And after her headline-making divorce, she surely knows a thing or two about the topic of matters of the heart.Today she answers that age-old question: Am I in a relationship? I think when both people are ready to stop dating other people, you can bet you are officially in a relationship. This may happen right away, or as time goes on -- it depends on the couple and the circumstances. It's different when you are younger and want to meet people and experience dating and try on...

Balloon Dad — The ‘Welcome to Florida’ Mug Shot

TMZ Staff — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:55:00 +0000

Filed under: Balloon Boy, Mayumi Heene, Richard Heene, Celebrity Justice

" Balloon Dad " Richard Heene has a brand new mug shot in Florida -- but dude didn't break the law this time ... TMZ has learned it's all because he decided to move. Law enforcement tells us the Heene family has left Colorado for sunny Florida ... and as… Read more

Kat Von D: ‘I Believe Jesse James is The One’

Extra — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:50:59 +0000

Oksana Wants Ten Times More $$$ From Mel!

Perez Hilton — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:50:22 +0000

This is kinda pushing it, dontcha think??

Oksana Grigorieva currently receives around $5,000 a month from Mel Gibson in child support for their baby daughter Lucia. Plus, he also pays for the Sherman Oaks home where Oksana and Lucia live.

But NOW, Oksana is asking for $40,000 a month!! That's almost ten times as much as she's getting now!!

While we think Mel should have no problem giving every dime he has to support his daughter, it does seem like a tough sell for a 9-month-old baby. Especially since Oksana receives "only" $2,500 in child support from actor Timothy Dalton for their 13-year-old son Alexander.

As a source so eloquently put it, "Lifestyle is not an issue for a 9-month-old. Think she knows the difference between a Ford and a Bentley?"

Hmm, that's a good point…

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

Elisabetta Loves George The Paparazzi!

Perez Hilton — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:40:47 +0000

Girl has no shame!

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis were snapped leaving Ago Restaurant in West Hollywood and naturally she smiled pretty for the cameras.

Georgie boy sure loves those famewhores — but Elisabetta takes it to a whole other level!

Hah! We kid.

Though she kind of never seems to be bothered by the fact that they're always around snapping photos of her.

Looks like Clooney found a keeper.

[Image via WENN.]

Light Up Like Katy Perry!

Perez Hilton — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:30:35 +0000

Amazing!

Selfridges department store is

Madonna Spotted Arriving In New Jersey

Perez Hilton — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:20:44 +0000

Break-away pants, leather jacket, sunglasses, trucker hat with a butterfly on the brim: When you travel as much as Madonna, comfort is vital, even if it means looking like you're nursing a hangover!

But even in airport attire, her Madgesty is still looking pretty fierce.

Work it bb!

[Image via WENN.]

Rachel Uchitel — Have a Nice Trip …

TMZ Staff — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:20:00 +0000

Filed under: Rachel Uchitel