Oh, how wise of you, Jordan Katie Price!

The former glamour model wannabe singer what the hell does she even do again? reality star discussed how in the end, her divorce from Peter Andre will be beneficial for her kids - because they'll get more presents!

She says:

"Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky. They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good."

Oh yes, kids growing up with residual feelings of guilt because Mommy and Daddy stopped loving each other, not to mention the financial struggles that come with single parenting - they are very lucky, aren't they, bb?

Better yet - let's just wait until YOUR kids are old enough to talk about how lucky they are to you have YOU for a mother!

We're sure it's going to be truly eye-opening! LOLs!

Thoughts??

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Brace yourself to read about douchebaginess of epic proportions.

Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter is getting sued by Hoang Nguyen, who has a new arrest warrant out for him. Excuse us for a moment, while we take a shower before continuing to write about this.

Nguyen is suing Dog for damaging his reputation. Apparently, on his show, Dog and his crew said Nguyen shot at them first. Awesome grounds for a lawsuit! WTG Nguyen!

WTG also for your new arrest warrant, Nguyen, for failing to file proof of completion of a public service program after a 2008 charge of driving with a suspended license.

Nguyen: You’ve been arrested more than 12 times. Dog: You’re a racist douchebag.

Is there a way this can work out poorly for both of you? We really hope so.

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She's one to talk!

Michelle Rodriguez isn't impressed with Hollywood and the current obsession with remakes.

She explains:

“I think the industry needs to wake up and stop doing remakes because I’m kind of falling asleep. They need to start doing movies about something other than comic books and stuff that come out in the Eighties. We’ve exploited that already.

"Let’s do something new. It’s sleepy time in Hollywood right now and we need to find something else.”

They shouldn't do any more Fast & Furious sequels either!

Ha!

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We guess he likes the Queen B's!

Sources are reporting that Gossip Girl actor Sebastian Stan has been dating Glee's Dianna Agron on the DL for a few weeks!

It's too bad that things didn't work out between he and our beloved bitch Blair Waldorf, but we think he fits well with Quinn Fabray, too!

Our favorite guilty pleasure TV shows are colliding! Amazing!

Thoughts??

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