She says Nick Cannon "likes me better" on her left side

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Adam Lambert took a moment to record a heartfelt message to his fans who generously donated a collective $224,000 to support the charity DonorsChoose.org.

Check out his kind words and his new Zorro look in the video above.

Isn't he a natural blonde? How did he manage to get black facial hair?

Say goodbye to the fun celebrity guest hosts and say hello to the right-wing agenda!

Because Elizabitch is back!

After giving birth to her third child, Isaiah Timothy in August, Elisabeth Hasselback will return to The View on October 19th!

Considering her hosting absence invited the likes of such reality TV innovators as Heidi Montag and Khloe Kardashian, the ladies are thrilled to have her back!

We hope she's not feeling too maternal because we wanna see some drama!!!

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Looks like Madonna and David Letterman are still trying to be civil.

The material mom was on the funnayman's show Wednesday night when they decided to have some pizza.

You know what that means????

An extra hour at the gym for her tomorrow!

Megan Fox being pretty.

Enjoy!

With his new album, Battle Studies, being released on November 17th, John Mayer has announced two upcoming shows around the holidays with the "elusive" John Mayer Trio including bassist Pino Palladino and drummer Steve Jordan.

They'll be playing at the Copley Symphony Hall in San Diego on December 29 and on New Year's Eve show in Las Vegas at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

Both concerts will raise money for veterans' charities including Military Outreach Ministry Camp Pendleton and the Veterans Health Research Institute.

Mayer's also planning his North American tour to begin in early 2010.

Are U looking forward to Mayer's new album?

We're excited to hear his collaboration with T-Swizzle on the track Half of My Heart!

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This is the best he could do!

Jason Priestley has landed the title character role in a Canadian TV comedy called Meet Phil Fitz. His character is a "used-car salesman walking a fine line of acceptable behavior on the lot alongside a new salesman, do-gooder Larry, who becomes his alter-ego."

Um, lame?!

Your telling us that you chose to do this rather than return to 90210, Brandon Jason?

We're not going to even begin to try and figure that one out.

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