Well, after all this, and this, turns out that the jury decided Keanu Reeves is not at fault!

Keanu was being sued by a boy named Sue Alison Silva, a photographer who claimed Keanu and his car did some naughty touching.

For Silva's comments, see here.  For photos of Keanu (oh so much more appealing), see here.

 

 

Lily Allen goes to the Electric House private member's club for lunch on Portobello Rd. in London.

I'm starting to wonder if her famous hangover look is on purpose.

Have a little too much vodka the night before, Lily? We know how much you love the Grey Goose.

 

Sienna Miller and a male friend enjoy a smoke break outside the Cow Pub in London on Monday.

I wonder if her transatlantic lovah Balthazar Getty gets jealous seeing Sienna with other men.

Hmmm.

Or maybe he finds other vices to occupy his time.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by ROCHA

Gossip Girl cast members Penn Badgley, Blake Lively and John Patrick Amedori arrive at Brooklyn's Green-Wood Cemetery on Monday.

The day before the U.S. presidential election, Penn shows his support for Barack Obama with a pin on his jacket.

BTW, I wonder what Penn and Blake are fixin' to do in the trailer they're walking into.

*bow chicka bow bow*

BTW, for those of you following the election, news just broke that Obama's grandmother has passed away just hours before voting is to take place. What strange-slash-sad timing!











Photography by VILA/ANDERSON

OMG: Even the little King Cavalier Spaniel is almost bigger than Verne Troyer.

I would call Verne a bundle of precious moments, but THIS definitely makes me hold back from anointing such an undeserved moniker.

The little, rotten mini 'Austin Powers' character was seen riding around London on Monday.

Flip through the photos to see a man kneeling way down to speak with the Garbage Pail Kid actor.











EXCLUSIVE photography by JACK LUDLAM

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to decide what Chace Crawford's full time job is.

Pacific Coast News notices that Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend Justin Gaston dressed like her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas for Halloween. Weird.

INF Daily dishes on Jessica Alba, Cash Warren and baby Honor going for a stroll.

Splash News Online gets Gemma Arterton confirming her Bond Girl status.

What Would Tyler Durden Do insists that Joaquin Phoenix is drunk and high.

I realize some of you out there may be Chad Kroeger fans.

I also realize the hard-edge melodies that his band Nickleback delivers--a genre I have taken to calling "country grunge"--resonate deeply with you Kroeger fans.

So, today I offer you a gift: a candid glimpse at the man himself, chowing down at Los Angeles International Airport before a flight on Monday.

Enjoy!











EXCLUSIVE photography by DZILLA

Attention y'all! There is a distinct Hollywood social scene forming. The one common denominator, you ask?... Kim Kardashian.

The girl knows how to show up at a party and she also knows how to get all the cool kids of reality to come with her. Hell, half of them are in her family.

Let me break it down for you (based on those who attended the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash in Hollywood on Friday):

• Brody Jenner is in the Nixon mask (you'll just have to trust us). He is Kim's stepbrother (some of you didn't know that, did you?)
• Lauren Conrad, the flapper. She is Brody's cast mate on The Hills (one degree away from Kim).
• Cheryl Burke, dark angel. Dancing With The Stars cast mate with Kim (who appears to be initiating Cheryl into the Kardashian inner circle. They have been spotted everywhere together lately.)
• Reggie Bush, the gangster. He is Kim's boyfriend and Saints running back. 
• Khloe Kardashian, sexy cop. Kim's sister and fellow Keeping Up with the Kardashians cast mate. 

So there you have it. Flip through these pics to see more connections to Kim. See if you can guess how many degrees the rest of the party goers are from the bootylicious beauty.




















Photography by AXELLE

 

Oh, Jessica Alba.  For shame.

On Halloween, Ms. Alba dressed up as an injured woman requiring crutches.

 

So what if it was for her upcoming movie An Invisible Sign of My Own!!?  (about an inspiration math teacher)  She's gonna have a bit of trouble on those crutches if she's going to Stand and Deliver.  (ba dum, ching!)

It was a costume for the film.  But, also, it was on Halloween.  So, we're going to just go with that angle.

 

 

Photos by STEVE SANDS

Leonardo DiCaprio busts out his mug for the Body of Lies photo call in Paris on Monday.

Director Ridley Scott was also on hand for a few pictures.

Something tells me this isn't Leo's favorite part of the job. He seems all pensive and uncomfortable.

Leo, just go with it. I know you feel like you're slumming it when you take on the role of promoter for your films. But it's a business just like any other. You like your job, right? Then pose like a mo'fo, dammit!

 









Photography by ELIOT PRESS