Rachael Ray dons a daffy fake smile as she hits the streets of New York City to kick off season three of her show on Thursday.

Either that or she is...

*dramatic pause*

... 'The Joker'!

Ahhhhhhhh!

 









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A very sad Bijou Phillips and her longtime boyfriend Danny Masterson are spotted leaving the Van Nuys Police Station where they were visiting Bijou's older half sister, Mackenzie Phillips.

Mackenzie, who is awaiting $10,000 bail, was arrested earlier in the day at LAX for possession of cocaine and heroin.












EXCLUSIVE photos of Danny and Bijou together by MATEI

We think we know more about Kelly Osbourne's mysterious black eye, now...

The story goes, part of her kitchen fell and hit her on the head and, luckily, didn't cause more damage. The 23-year-old has told the press that she caught her eye on the corner of a cupboard as she was getting a glass of water. She didn't realize the extent of the injury until she felt blood dripping from near her eye.

I still suspect a drunken, disappointment-inspired bender is the culprit. The girl lost her job. She is drama. Mix those two elements and you get the perfect storm for irratic and dangerous movement.
 
EXCLUSIVE video by BIG PICTURES

After today's Opening Ceremony and Burn After Reading premiere at the 65th Annual Venice Film Festival, George Clooney put his unfathomably handsome self into a boat (along with Manuele Malenotti of Belstaff) and floated off into the dark night...

...and into our dreams.












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Kevin Spacey smokes a suspicious looking cigarette with friends while in Croatia on Wednesday.

And yes, the weed is illegal there, too. I checked.

 









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Model Miranda Kerr and her pet Yorkie draw attention as she hails a cab after leaving her downtown New York apartment on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, boyfriend Orlando Bloom heads out on his BMW motorcycle.

Are these two painfully pretty people getting on your nerves yet?

 









Photography by ANDERSON/VILA

Remember a few years ago when Sir Sean Connery announced he was retiring from acting?  Like so many retired folks, Connery is spending his post-career years doing things he enjoys.  In Connery's case, prominent among those things is being a Scot.  Really.  He wrote the book on it.  Literally (intended).

On Monday (which was his 78th birthday), Sean attended the Edinburgh International Book Festival to promote Being a Scot, the book he co-wrote with Murray Grigor. 

Look for our upcoming book on 2050's best seller list:  Being a Cranky Old B**** With Carpal Tunnel.  We'll posing the same way, but someone else will have to hold the book for us.

Now, enjoy Connery's awesomeness:












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1-2-3 GO JAMMERS!...

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to see why Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on fiyah!

Pacific Coast News knows that Stephanie Rice is not interested in Lindsay Lohan's man.

INF Daily delivers you Ashley Tisdale's manicure experience.

Splash News Online sees that Tom Cruise has lost 10 pounds on his personalized David Beckham diet.

A Socialite's Life calls Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt "two dicks." See why.

Just Jared spots Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish hiding under their hats.

What Would Tyler Durden Do points out that P. Diddy is the real victim of the oil crisis.

The Gossip Girls cover Vanessa Minnillo's NYC press tour.

90210 SPOILER ALERT (not that you care)...
Pop Sugar wants to know if you're excited that Dylan McKay is the father of Kelly Taylor's baby?

Pink is the new Blog notes that Mackenzie Phillips is busted for drugs. 

Celebrity Baby Blog sees Chris Noth stopping for coffee with his baby boy. Awww.

If we were capable of purring, we'd be doing that right now.

Yesterday, Lipstick Jungle star Robert Buckley was spotted out in NYC.  We can't help but PRAISE a higher power for having the sun's rays fall just so.

What we mean is, Oliver Martinez, you're in danger of being dethroned.












Photos by VILA/ANDERSON

In a surprise twist, "Pamela Anderson appears to be in the Navy"... as opposed to the more predictable, exact flip of that phrase.  (Get it?  Get it?  Sigh...)

The liner-laden creature lady visited the Royal Australian Navy's HMAS Tobruk while visiting Sydney with sons Brandon and Dylan.  Before hopping on the boat, Pammy Pie grabbed a snack at Harry's Cafe de Wheels Pie Cart.

Whelp, one boatload of sailors down, 49 to go.  If anyone can handle that kind of load, it's Pamela Anderson.











Photos by DAVID G. MORGAN