False eyelashes are truly amazing.  Truly.

After flying out of LAX yesterday, Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez has been on a Disney tour de force in New York.

This morning, she appeared on Live with Regis and Kelly (getting swarmed by fans on her way out).  Then, she swapped outfits and made her way over to Radio Disney studios.

She looks gorgeous.  Just, don't grow up too fast, Selena!  Keep those bangs for a while to balance out the eye makeup.












Photos by DISCIULLO

Goooooood times!  We hadn't laid lenses on Chace Crawford since his English afternoon (just after his dad punch).

So, it's quite good to have him back stateside (especially on our side of the states).  We wonder who he's listening to in those headphones...

Anyone know what the Crawford is up to in Hollywoodland (aside from our nuptials... duh)?












Photos by MATEI/JENNIFER BUHL

After recently announcing that she and husband Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins, Rebecca Romijn was back on the set of Ugly Betty last week rocking some shiny fashions (and Jane Jetson-like bracelets).  Soon, those wide belts will be futile!

Also on set?  America Ferrera, Ashley Jensen, Judith Light, and Eric Mobius.












Photos by STEVE SANDS

We glanced at these pictures and all we could see was that shirt.  The color is wondermous (real word *cough*).  However, it leaves us wondering:  Which is prettier?  The shirt?  Or the boy?

Yesterday, Antonio Sabato Jr. smiled and signed a few autographs as he made his way into the CW 11 in NYC.

We like to think that when swiping his credit card, Antonio never has to flash his ID.  Cashiers simply note the two too many unbuttoned buttons, scan his man cleav', and decide that's verification enough.












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Get an eyeload of that ink, Angelina Jolie.

Yeah, yeah.  We have no business throwing her name into the mix.  It's just, she has some pretty impressive tattoos, and so does Ben Harper, apparently.

Today, Ben, wife Laura Dern, and aaaalllllllllllll their many many children (looks like tats aren't the only thing he has in common with Ang') played in the sun while vacationing in Porto Cervo, Sardinia.

Cute family.












Photos by OLYCOM

Sing it: *Luke and Mariska sittin' on a bench.*

Well, no letters rhyme with "bench," so we'll end that.  Yesterday, Luke Perry shared a seat with Mariska Hargitay on the set of Law and Order: SVU (our favorite variety of L&O).

In between takes, Luke aimed some hand held fans at Mariska to keep her cool and shine-free.  We like to think of it as the modern day version of fanning royalty with palm leaves.  Perhaps he'll feed her grapes when they break for lunch.

In this episode, do you think Perry is the special victim or the special victimizer?  He looks suspicious to us.  Strip search!












EXCLUSIVE photos by STEVE SANDS

And we liked it!

This morning, Katie Holmes was spotted leaving a Manhattan office building wearing a baggy pair of men's jeans.  The whole look reminds us of what Posh wore to Disneyland.  (Holla'!  Men's jeans are super comfy, ladies.  Hop on the train with us.)  Love the belt!

Katie looked a little sweaty... and a little thin-bra'ed... and a little, well, we don't want to be too speculative.  After all, sometimes stomach muscles come off as the opposite when poking through clothing.  Or maybe some posture issues are afoot.  But, just in case:

Cherish your time, Suri.  Cherish your time.












Photos by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON

Hold the phone!

Last night, married couple Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were caught in Midtown Manhattan having a scandalous dinner together!

The shock of it all!

The only tumultuous love affair we see in these photos is that between SJP and The Gap.  The former (and infamously dumped) Gap spokeslady was carrying a pile of paperwork on which was written "GAP Fall 08 DE."  Cue inquisitive Hmmmmm's.












Photos by CARLOS VILA

True, we can't hear how that fellow sounds through these photos.  But, we like to imagine he's one light blue suit away from being the real life Borat.

Yesterday, Pamela Anderson strapped on her son Brandon's helmet and took a long walk from the Regis Hotel to Central Park.  Pam and Brandon were accompanied by that guy (with the face and the beard and the soccer ball) and a bodyguard.

At one point, Pamela pulled out a video camera to get some footage of the pack of photographers trailing her.  Perhaps for her reality show?  Once in the park, Brandon hopped off his skateboard to tip a saxophonist.  'Atta boy.

Later in the day, Pam put on even more makeup (hard to believe, but yes, it is possible) and headed to David Letterman where James Franco was also a guest.












Photos by DISCIULLO/WORKUM

Not unlike Silence of the Lambs freak Jame Gumb (aka Buffalo Bill), Rachel Bilson will lop off your feet and wear them as shoes.

Or, at least she'll wear shoes that look like she's slipped her toes into the skin of another.  With Bilson prepping the launch of her DKNY offshoot Edie Rose, should we expect a line of stitched-skin wearable lady suits?

Once again, we must reference this.












Photos by SHINN